Very drunk hubby arrives home from 3.45am "all night poker game" to find his equally very angry wife is
standing at the door waiting for him with a BIG rolling pin in her hand.
Before she has a chance to explain or do anything he slurs.
"Honey u have to pack,......I ....I lost u in a Poker Game"
She shrieks "how in the world did you
do that".
Truthfully he replies "Darling it was really,..... really hard...... I
had to fold a F'n ROYAL FLUSH!!!."
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Royal Flush Very late on Friday night,...........two couples were playing Texas Hold'em. Big John accidentally dropped his cards on
the floor.
Quickly he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed
that attractive Britney, Russell's wife, wasn't wearing any knickers!! Surprised & shocked by this, Big John hit
his head on the table and emerged somewhat red-faced. ;)
Later, BJ went to the
kitchen to get some more Jim Beans & Cokes........ Britney followed him and asked, "Did
you see anything that you liked under there?" with a wicked smile........Big John flustered ......admitted that, well,
yes, he did!
Britney seductively answered, "You can have it, but it'll cost you
$100."
Big John reckons she's "a bit tipsy".......however, ....like most men he's interested...... Britney
whispers in his ear, that since Russell's working at the movie theater on Saturday afternoon, he should arrive at 2 tomorrow with champaign.
John
arrives at the house at 2pm sharp. Britney slowly sips the Champaign, winks at him and asks, "have you got the $100?"......... Big John quickly pulls out crisp $100 bill. Britney seductively answers "lets play Poker" & off they went to the
bedroom...............
Russell arrives home around 7pm, after a beer, asks Britney, "Did BJ stop by this afternoon?"
Reluctantly, she
replied, "Yes, he did come by for a few minutes". Next Russell asked, "Did
Big John give you $100?" Britney thinks, "Oh s**t, he knows!"...... Finally she comes clean & says,
"Well, yes... BJ did give me $100."
"Good", Russell answers. "John dropped by
the theater & borrowed $100, & said that he would
stop by our house on his way home & pay me back." :)))) ......talk about a Big Blind! |
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Power working wife walks into her living room after work & sees her husband playing Poker
with their dog Rebel.
"Amazing!" she sputtered. "This must be the smartest dog
in the world"
" He's not so smart," her "not so sober" hubby mumbled.
"I've beaten him three out of five games so far".......;))))
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